Willum Cuthbert: Age: Late 20s-30s.
Willum is an architect and a pushover. He's kind and intelligent, but "could use
a little gumption." He lacks the backbone to stand up for himself.
Tansy McGinnis: Age: Late
20s-30s.
Willum's on-again, off-again girlfriend. She's been offered her dream job in
Washington, DC, and feels guilty for leaving Willum behind. Idealistic, perky
weather woman, and is just as kind as Willum
Axel Hammond: Age: Late
20s-40s.
Willum's best friend, he lives in Willum's basement. He's a pretentious drama
critic, always ready with a sarcastic comment, but truly likes Willum and Tansy.
Rick Steadman: Age: Late
20s-30s.
The titular "nerd." He's oblivious to insult and lacks manners or sensitivity.
Little intelligence with less tact. Works as an inspector at a chalk factory in
Wisconsin.
Warnock Waldgrave: Age: Late
30s-Mid 50s.
A boisterous, gruff businessman with no creativity and no tact.
Clelia Waldgrave: Age: Late
30s-Mid 50s.
Mr. Waldgrave's wife. On the surface, she appears well put together, but suffers
with anxiety issues. She could burst into complete hysteria at any moment.
Thor Waldgrave: Age: 9-12
The Waldgraves' terror of a son. "Poster child for planned parenthood."